Christmas Dates, Festive Spirit…. And Dildos!

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It’s cold outside... make it HOT in bed!

Winter has truly set in but that doesn’t mean we should succumb to the bitter cold. Read on for some hot sex tips that will help with your heating bill this month…

Catch him by surprise…

Whether you are doing the weekly shop with him after work, or waiting in line for cinema tickets, it’s worth giving the heads up (wink, wink) for things to come when you get home later. Stand in close proximity so that you can stay as discreet as possible, gently slip your hand down his body to his crotch and give him a good idea of what’s to come when you get home. It’s quite likely he’ll want to leave the shopping to another day so it may be worth waiting until you have paid already!

Honey, it’s cold outside…

Here at Simply Pleasure, we’re all about saving the world’s energy resources and reducing those monthly bills. OK, that’s not what we’re ALL about, but we definitely keep it in mind for this next tip. Suggest staying in one night this week and keep that heating off… body heat is the only energy source tonight! Cuddle up to watch a DVD and take a moment for a quick intermission – a sexy striptease will soon give him a feast for his eyes. You can always catch up on the rest of the DVD another time!

Open the toy box…

The festive season is upon us so why not treat yourself to some early sex toys that you can both enjoy. The love swing is certainly for the more adventurous but is a great winter warmer. Other than that, why not revisit an old favourite vibrator and insist that only he can touch it and give him complete control over which way to please you. It won’t just be the apples that get spiced this Christmas.

Sexy Saturdays: Have A Lie In To Remember

Make the most of your Saturday lie in and don’t let your mans morning glory go to waste!

Here at Simply Pleasure, we suggest that there are two different types of sex to be had on a Saturday morning lie in; new relationship sex, and ‘more experienced’ sex, shall we say.

If you and your man are still in the honeymooning stage of your sexual relationship and things need a touch of spicing up, you may not want to pull out the dildos and love swing just yet! But it would definitely be worth taking the next carefully planned step.

When you sneak to the bathroom for that all important morning breath and hair check, why not try emerging with a satin love mask in hand and pair of fetish fantasy cuffs? Gently easing your man into submission on a Saturday morning will definitely leave him wanting more, and possibly leave him ditching that night clubbing for part two in the evening.

For those of you that fall into the ‘more experienced’ sexual category, you can take a much more daring step to give both of you the sexual excitement that weekends truly require.

This tip requires the help of your faithful friend, Mr. rampant rabbit. Try to wake without rousing your man and fire up the dildo to its gentle setting- it may be worth keeping it nearby or somewhere within arm’s reach. Keeping in close proximity to your mans side, begin to play and enjoy the pleasure this amazing dildo brings. The sounds and your body writhing with pleasure are sure to bring him to full attention. Let him take over and enjoy the fruits of your not so hard labour.

As one of the leading sex shops and suppliers, we are pleased to be able to offer you the latest techniques in sexual pleasure as well as offer the great products that aid them!

Research Reveals Men Aren’t Intimidated by Sex Toys

A recent study by Indiana University has revealed that men aren’t threatened by sex toys as many people have previously believed. The study showed that many women think than their husband or boyfriend is intimated by their sex toys but in fact 70% of men stated they had no problem with women using sex toys.

Over 3,000 people from the US took part in the survey and were aged between 18-60. Almost 40% of women that participated in the research said they thought the use of sex toys would upset their partner. Less than 10% of all respondents agreed that ‘using vibrators makes women too dependent on them for pleasure’ so it seems that many think using sex toys is a healthy part of a relationship.

Debra Herbenick, the Lead Researcher & Associate Director at the University’s Center for Sexual Health Promotion said: 'This builds on a lot of previous research that has shown that feeling like you can be intimate with your partner - that you can share things with them about your sexual desires and interests - is very important to a couple's sexual life and a woman's sexual satisfaction.

'It's not just the vibrator use but being able to share those parts of your sexuality with your partner that matters.'

Here at Simply Pleasure we believe sex toys can enhance your relationship so get browsing around our site and see if some of our dildos, anal beads or bondage kits tickle yours and your partner’s fancy! Vibrators can be great fun whether you're single or in a relationship so get one for yourself for some alone time or introduce your new toy to your partner and experience the pleasure!

Buyers Guide to Sex Toys

Whether you're a beginner or an experienced sex toy buyer it can sometimes be overwhelming knowing which sex toy to buy. If you're buying a sex toy for someone else it can be even harder as you want to find the perfect toy which is suited to them. Here’s our guide to sex toys which will help you decide which sex toy is the best one to buy for you.

Vibrators
Vibrators are great sex toys as they provide clitoral stimulation. A lot of women find it easier to orgasm from clitoral stimulation hence the popularity of vibrators. There are many different types of vibrators; classic, small, massage and rabbits. You can start small with a bullet vibrator which provides excellent clitoral stimulation and work your way up to a rampant rabbit vibrator which provides both clitoral and internal stimulation.

Dildos
Dildos are great for those who enjoy internal stimulation. A dildo is designed to imitate the feeling of a real penis but they do come in a variety of designs from realistic to smooth. Realistic dildos are perfect for those who enjoy reliving the feeling of a real penis when the real thing isn’t available!

Sex Toys for Men
Everyone talks about women and their vibrators but did you know there is a wide range of male sex toys available? Realistic vagina sex toys are the male version of the dildo offering you the chance to masturbate with a sex toy that feels unbelievably like real flesh. Sex dolls are also another option for that lifelike feel. Cock straps and other bondage products are also fun to play with if you're looking to experiment further with a partner.

Sex Toys for Couples
We have some great sex toys for couples which can enhance your sex life without one of you feeling intimidated. Vibrating cock rings are an inexpensive but pleasurable sex toy to experiment with. Anal sex toys can introduce you to a whole new sensation and our strap ons are great if you want to mix things up a bit. A love swing can be an entirely new and unique sexual experience if you want something totally ‘out there.’

If you need any further advice then call one of our knowledgeable team on 01202 868511.

What do Guys Worry About When it Comes to Sex?

Both guys and girls worry about things when it comes to sex but it’s very rare that a guy will admit any sex fears he has. However, a recent survey has questioned men across the UK to find out just what they worry about during sex.

One of the main things men said was that, just like girls, they worry about getting naked. Men have insecurities too – particularly when girls talk about celebrities bodies that they adore. Men feel like they have to compete with these buff famous actors and worry that the girl they’re about to sleep with will be disappointed with how they look in comparison. Whether you're a guy or girl make sure you compliment and reassure your partner to ensure they feel comfortable whilst naked which will result in better sex for both of you!

Guys also worry about birth control and whether or not to bring up the ‘have you got a condom’ question. Drawing on past experiences men said that if they brought up the subject the girl would get annoyed for them assuming sex was a given, but if they didn’t bring it up the girl would complain that they didn’t care about safe sex. To solve this issue we suggest bringing up the topic of birth control either way – perhaps start with “if we are to have sex..” so that you don’t sound too assuming!

Guys say that living up to expectations is another concern. After watching numerous porn videos and seeing guys blow girls minds in the bedroom a lot of guys say they feel they need to match up to this. What many don’t realise is that a lot of porn scenes are fake and over exaggerated. Guys said when it comes to having sex with a girl they worry if the previous guy was bigger than them and if they’ll be able to pleasure the girl successfully.

If you or your boyfriend has any of these concerns then why not try out one of our sex toys or vibrators to liven things up? Introducing something new to your sex life that you both want to try gives you a sense of unity and will make you both feel comfortable. Start having better sex and less sex concerns by looking at our sex shop products today!

Men’s Sexual Fantasies Revealed!

Always wanted to know what your man’s sexual fantasies are but never asked? Don’t worry, read on and find out some of the most common replies (and it’s not all bad!):

A threesome: No surprise here. A threesome is a common fantasy for men and it usually involves them and two women, usually their girlfriend and her friend. However a lot of men are too afraid to admit to their girlfriends that they want to try a threesome as they think the answer would be a no! If you're not up for a threesome suggest something new such as using anal beads the next time you have sex.

Dominatrix: Men love the idea of a woman dominating them. This can involve tying them up or stripping. Men find women in high heels sexy and fantasise about women such as their boss in stilettos stripping in front of them before climbing on top of them. Whew! If he wants this fantasy then tell him he can buy you your sexy dominatrix wear and you will happily wear it! Free (almost there) clothes, hello!

Playing dress up: A girl in uniform gets a lot of guys going. Popular choices include dressing up as a nurse or a French maid. Men also like girls in uniform so if you're a police officer why not stay in your work clothes after dark? We can guarantee your man will love it! if, like most of us, you have an office job then find something else such as expanding your range of sex toys. Research shows that men like watching something disappear inside of you, so why not use it on yourself and let him watch?

An older woman: Men admit to fantasising about older women, including their girlfriend’s mum! This is because they think an older woman could teach them a thing or two and be a dominatrix in the bedroom. (Note: If he starts talking about your hot mum then casually remind him of your large vibrator and watch him feel intimidated. Cue no more mum sex jokes!)

Go commando: Apparently men can tell when a woman wears no underwear. The thought of a woman in a skirt with no underwear is a fantasy that men would like to act out in the office. This includes their secretary going knicker-less and them having their way with her!

Why not surprise your man by acting out one of these fantasies? You will become the best girlfriend ever and get rewarded in return!

Top 10 Flirting Facts

Find out if you are a serial flirter and pick up some amazing flirting tips by reading our top ten flirting facts!

1. There is more than one way to flirt. Research from the University of Kansas revealed that flirting is split into five types: traditional, physical, sincere, playful and polite. Think that you sometimes flirt with your boss without releasing it? Consider it polite flirting. http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
2. Men prefer red lipstick to pink lipstick. Research shows that men look at red lips longer than pink lips.
3. To let someone know you're interested in them you should look at them three times and try to build up a look that last three seconds. If they don’t get the hint move on or nip home and make yourself feel better with one of our large vibrators; one of these will never say no.
4. Smiling is a great way to flirt, but don’t flash your ‘camera smile.’ Smiles that make your eyes crease and give you lines are the most attractive.
5. Research from flirtomatic shows that men don’t care how old you are when they flirt with you – in fact a massive 83% said so! Did your gran tell you that young shop assistant was chatting her up in the newsagents? ...he probably http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifwas.
6. One in four people flirt for harmless fun whereas 30% of people flirt to intentionally start a relationship.
7. Research from Daz found that men like women who smell of baby lotion, fake tan and fried food (not all at once.) We don’t advise covering yourself in fried food though. Particularly if your rampant rabbit is nearby; fried rice + vibrator = sticky situation.
8. The colour of your underwear can represent your personality. Red means you're energetic, black underwear means your sultry, pink means you need affection and sporting nude underwear means you have nothing to hide!
9. 20% of girls in relationships will still flirt with a hot singleton compared to 14% of men. http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
10. Too much eye contact can put someone off you. This is one of the most common mistakes when it comes to flirting! Save the staring competition for your seven year old brother.

Start using some of these tips straight away, and before you know it you’ll have bagged that hottie you've had your eye on! If you're too lazy or shy, then remember you don’t need to flirt with your vibrator to make it interested in you... either way you can’t lose; happy flirting!

Where to Find the Most Sexually Satisfied Women!

Results of the recent ‘Great Female Survey’ by Cosmopolitan magazine showed that women from different countries can actually differ a lot sexually. Participants from US, Canada, UK and Australia were asked a set of questions and the results are somewhat interesting! In a nutshell, if you live in Australia you're most likely to have the best sex life!

27% of Australians in the survey said that they “wouldn’t change a thing” about their sex lives with 20% saying a threesome is their top sexual fantasy. Whereas in the UK only 5% of women chose a threesome, and 4% in Canada and the US. Australians voted that once a woman sleeps with her 50th partner that’s when she can be classed as a slut. In the UK, Canada and US participants said that sleeping with 20 partners equates to being a slut.

However, the Brits won overall in the ‘sex with someone from work’ stakes with 23% saying they’ve had sex with a co-worker, and 11% saying they’ve slept with several colleagues.

22% of Canadians said they’d dump a boyfriend if he got fat, 19% of Americans, 15% of Brits and just 7% of Australians said they’d dump their man if he put ohttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifn weight.
Out of all participants the favourite fantasy was to be dominated with 27% choosing this over ideas such as anal sex, sex in public and filming themselves having sex. Why not get your domination fantasy started? Check out our bondage kits!

Whether you're a prude or a slut (we’re not here to judge) you're sure to find one of our sex toys that will keep you satisfied. If your sex life isn’t all that then try out our vibrators which are great for individual or partner sex...or you could move to Australia. We prefer the first option!

5 Signs That Your Man is a Keeper in the Bedroom!

Sex can be one of two things; intensely fuelled mutual passion or boring, one-way awkwardness. But which one suits you? Here are the signs that indicate your man is definitely a keeper in the bedroom (we all know they can sometimes be hard to find):

1. He kisses you first; whilst spontaneous sex is more than fun, everyone needs a bit of a warm up. If he kisses you but skips the foreplay this is okay providing kissing is enough to get you wanting sex straight away. However, if he goes straight for sex with no kissing or foreplay you can expect a bit of a rough ride.

2. He’s generous; sex has to be reciprocal. Whilst you're getting jaw ache on a regular basis its only right that this effort is reciprocated. Make sure you get your fair share of whatever it is you like. If he’s all about his pleasure then ditch him!

3. You share your fantasies; if you can openly speak about your fantasies together this is a great indicator that you're on the same sexual wavelength. If he starts bragging about past sexual fantasy conquests we’re pretty sure you're going to be in the mood for anything but sex and be left feeling intimidated. If he focuses on what he’d like to do rather than what he’s done he is one to keep! Think about introducing sex toys, playing dress up or experimenting with anal beads.

4. He’s not a ‘hug-and-roller’; once sex is finished if he stays lying next to you and doesn’t whip his boxers on and go and watch TV then he has a much more emotional connection with you (or he is just tired...) If he ‘hugs and rolls’ or gets out of bed to do something else then it’s clear he’s just after some good sex.

5. He takes precautions; before jumping into the sack with you (or at least whilst you’re starting to get it on) he checks if you're on the pill or if you've got condoms. Sexual health is so important and if he cares about it then this is a great start. Make sure you always use a condom, or if you're both clear of STIs and you're on the pill then you don’t have to. If you've just met him we recommend using a condom, he might say he’s clear of STIs but you can never be sure with someone you've just met.

Start actioning point 3 and take a look at our wide range of sex toys, including our fabulous rampant rabbits!

How to Muffle the Sound of Your Vibrator!

We’ve all heard the story of someone we know enjoying a bit of ‘alone time’ when they suddenly realise that their vibrator can probably be heard from across the street! Talk about killing the mood.

One thing to remember is that no vibrator is going to be absolutely silent, hence its name! Now there are some that are particularly loud but this is because of their advance set of features or high rotation/vibration speed. Each vibrator has an engine inside it which makes the device vibrate and also causes the vibrating noise. You’ll never find a vibrator that doesn’t make a sound. Over the years vibrators have developed and become a lot quieter than they were when they first come out. Face it, if you own a vibrator you have to be pretty confident that its noise level is reasonable and should be grateful that you own one of the modern vibes!

Combat this common problem with Simply Pleasures top tips on making sure you're the only one who knows about your satisfying vibe!

1. Use your vibrator on its lowest setting for minimum noise; lower setting means the engine doesn’t have to work as hard which equals less noise.
2. Have a towel handy; start using your vibrator then place a towel over the top to muffle the noise. Or use your vibrator under the covers were the duvet will muffle the sound.
3. Don’t use it in the bath or shower as noise can be up to four times louder! Also avoid echoey places; think small bedroom rather than grand hall when you want to have a play with your vibe.
4. The longer you use your vibrator the louder it can become. This isn’t always the case but vibrators can sometimes become louder for no apparent reason. Be attentive and ensure you keep your ear out for the level of noise your vibrator (and you!) are making.
5. Vibrators made from jelly usually are better at muffling the sound because the jelly muffles the sound from the engine.

There you have it; your solution to enjoying your time with your vibrator without waking the kids or next door up! If you still find that your walls are too thin invest in vibrators which state they are ‘low volume’ or ‘quiet’.

Browse the site for some of our products including vibrators, anal beads, rampant rabbit and more!

The Sex Toys that Your Girlfriend Really Wants for Her Birthday!

Choosing a sex toys gift for your girlfriend can be tough as it can be tricky to judge exactly the sort of thing she might like. After all, no two women are the same and what might have tickled your ex’s fancy may not be what your current girlfriend is in to.

To save you both time and stress, we’ve put together a list of sex toys that are set to please any type of woman. We’re talking about the perfect gifts that fit between beginner and erotic expert. All of these are taken from our knowledge of what our customers repeatedly say they absolutely love. Birthday present sorted? Check!

Here are some our top sex toys which are the perfect sensual gift for the lady in your life:

7” Sensuous Massager Silver
This smooth vibe is a true classic. Stylish and sleek this is the perfect vibe for your girlfriend if she likes things classy and simple. The slim, multi speed shaft is not too intimating but still provides plenty of pleasure. Let her use alone, or as it’s her birthday use it together! Batteries included.



Glitterous G-Spot
Is your girlfriend a glamour puss? Then the Glitterous G-Spot is for her. With its curved shaft made from ultra-soft jelly it hits all the right places, ensuring her birthday is one not to forget! The glitter filled jelly adds sparkle and it’s multi speed controller at the base will let you control her waves of pleasure. Best boyfriend ever? Yes!



Rabbit Adjustaclit
Give your girl her first rabbit or add to her ever-growing collection with the fantastic Rabbit Adjustaclit. Like the renowned rampant rabbits this rabbit is set to please. It comes in at a satisfying 7.5” and has a clitoral stimulator like no other; the clit stimulator bends and rotates so that her spot can be found and repeatedly fulfilled!



Remote Control Egg
Surprise your girlfriend this year and introduce her to the world of vibrating eggs. Interested? You will be – and so will she! These little delights are a great way to have some fun when you’re out and about as they are discreet toys that provide you with waves of vibrations. With 10 vibrating and pulsating functions and their silky smooth texture, these toys are not to miss. They have a sturdy pull cord too and a LED on/off button.



Still stuck for ideas? Take a look around the rest of our website; we sell a range of vibrators, anal sex toys, baci lingerie and much more!

Our Guide to the Perfect Night in

Okay so maybe you haven’t got the cash to buy that new sex toy you’ve had your eye on or maybe you and your partner need some real adult playtime after a stressful busy week. Well here are some top tips from us at Simply Pleasure on how to have the best night in for two...

Get the atmosphere right. Put fresh clean sheets on your bed and clean up your room; you never know where you might end up so if it’s clean then there’s no limit! Turn the lights down low and have some soft lighting such as a bedside lamp or fairy lights on to keep the mood right. Pop some chilled out music on the background (this might sound a bit cheesy so turn it off if it doesn’t feel right.)

Get dressed in something sexy. Whether this is your fancy lingerie, something kinky, your favourite knickers or nothing at all, wear something that makes you feel hot. If you feel confident, this will translate to your partner and make sex amazing.

Try something new. Do something different and use your favourite toy on your partner instead; if it’s your vibrator or butt plug let them experience the pleasure it brings you! (Remember to clean first) Or give your partner a massage – and make it a full body one at that!

Check Out Our Gay Section!

At Simply Pleasure we like to cater for all tastes, likes, curiosities, fetishes and pleasures so that’s why we have our Gay section for all our gay customers and anyone looking to explore their sexuality. Here you’ll find a range of toys and tricks from anal sex toys to Odourisers.

Here’s some of our favourite, best selling gay items:

Liquid Gold – this room odouriser is a chemical that comes in a small bottle. You open the bottle and the chemicals diffuse into the room (don’t inhale this directly); this is great for relaxing the muscles of the anus or vagina which makes sex more pleasurable and can make orgasms last longer. Brilliant!

Lelo Bob Blue – this butt plug is for the stylish gentleman. It focuses on stimulating the male g-spot and is designed specifically to align with the contours of the male body. With the ring handle at the end you have total control for you and your partner to explore with this toy as much as you choose. This is a great first toy if you’re new to anal stimulation.

Platinum 7” Ballsy – this is made from premium silicone and has a super life-like feel. Amazing right? It is 100% phthalate free and dishwasher safe. This dildo warms quickly to the temperature of your body and retains heat. Both firm and flexible and odour free this dildo is one of our best.

Small, Large, Thick, Thin...We could only be talking about Condoms

Condoms are one of the few things that are more often than not overlooked in the bedroom. Many of our clients are VERY adventurous in the bedroom and always on the lookout for the latest products out in our stores. But, when it comes to condoms they buy the standard packet. Well, here’s an obvious but commonly forgotten tip; try out some different ones!

We stock a huge range of trusted brands such as Trojan and Lifestyles condoms and we admit, it can be intimidating seeing numerous packets and not knowing which one to go for. The standard packet becomes the safe and trusted one to choose. However here’s your speed guide to the different types available:

Non-Lubricated: these allow you to use whichever lube you want; great if you or your partner is allergic to certain lubes

Ultra Thin: these are thinner than your standard condom for more sensitivity bringer you closer to that ‘real’ feel

Ribbed: ribbed condoms have a raised surface providing you and your partner with extra stimulation and sensation. One not to miss!

Large/Extra-large: for those of you who are well endowed...

Non-spermicidal: these condoms don’t contain spermicide (the chemical that kills sperm)

Extended pleasure/delayed: these are perfect for you guys out there who ‘peak too early’ so to speak, delaying your climax meaning sex will last longer.

Take a look around the site and find the perfect condoms for you. You may get distracted by our enticing rampant rabbits or vibrators, but that’s ok you can order one of those too.

Spring Fever has Hit; Here’s Our Favourite Rampant Rabbits

We’ve got some cracking egg-stravagant Easter offers coming up here at Simply Pleasure. What with spring just around the corner we couldn’t think of a better time to offer you some much-earned discounts on some of our favourite products. If it’s a rampant rabbit you’re after then here’s some of our favourites:

Mini Rabbit Blue Jelly Vibe
This is your handbag vibe. Perfect for last-minute trips or for throwing into those limited-space bags. It’s compact and neat. This 5”, contoured shape and clit bunny with an easy on/off switch (requires 2 AAA batteries) is great for beginners too!



Rabbit Pearl Jelly Vibe
This is old school at its best. With a multi-speed vibe and moving pearl stimulation this is one hot and trusted toy. Still a great seller since it was brought out!



Double Bunny 8” Reversible Vibe
If you like to double up this is the toy for you. The Double Bunny has both a clit stimulator and an anal tickler amongst a rotating, pearl filled shaft – WOW. This is stimulation at its highest; great for singletons or anyone looking for an intense orgasm.



Passion Wave Rabbit
This vibrator brings a whole new meaning to satisfaction. Waterproof and phthalate free this rabbit packs 7.5” and a 3-power clit stimulator. The shaft vibrates with wave after wave of pleasure-filled motion, which can be reversed for total ecstasy.



There’s plenty more fish in the sea (or bunnies in the field) but these are just some of our favourite sex toys. Head to the rest of the site to discover the world of rampant rabbits for yourself.

Planning your wedding

With big fat gypsy weddings and the Kate ‘N’ Wills wedding all over the news and TV screens at the moment, it’s brought our attention to the important fact that it is soon to be wedding season. We’d bet our entire stash of sex toys (okay we wouldn’t) that there are loads of you out there planning your special day.
We thought we’d spoil you and give you some tips on making your wedding night absolutely amazing in every way. Lots of people think wedding night fun is ALL about sex. We agree it’s important, but not the be all and end all.
Here are some tips on starting your wedding night off in sumptuous style:
• Think about what it is you expect from your new spouse, lots of people enter into the wedding night with massive expectations and end up disappointed. The best thing to do is take it really slow and enjoy the feel, touch, smell and smile of your beloved.
• Be different – who says you can’t be quirky on your wedding night? Dress up, role play, have fun. You don’t answer to anyone but yourselves. This is your special night. Sex toys can play a big part here!
• Make time for each other on your wedding day. It’s easy to get caught up in the drama of who’s getting on with whom, who is getting way too drunk at the wedding breakfast and who the person who thinks it’s funny to streak. Outside the church. As a funeral procession is entering. It’s your wedding day; you love each other and want to be together forever. Make time to have a quick cuddle, a kiss, and some loving contact. Flirt with each other a little bit. Hint at the fun that is to come...in more ways than one.
For more tips on how to spice up your sex life using specially made dildos, visit the rest of the site.

How to sex things up like Rihanna

We love the uber sexed up image Rihanna has been sporting of late, along with her new red hair.
Here are some tips on how to have her confidence, even if you don’t necessary look like her. Let’s face it, we’re all different, but there are ways we can all similarly be happy with ourselves.
• Dress for your shape. We’re all different sizes and suit different things. Rihanna for example has that pear-shaped figure many women share and dresses to show off her best bits like her small waist and great arms.
• Care:–it sounds like such a basic thing but having two quick showers a day instead of just one in the morning before work will immediately make you feel good. There’s nothing quite like sliding into your sheets at the end of the day all peachy smelling and sexy.
• Speaking of sheets, if yours attract more flies than guys, consider upping your cleaning regime. Freshly laundered sheets make all the difference to your general feelings of happiness and well being. These in turn contribute to your sex drive and confidence, making your brand new sex toys even more effective.
For more information on how to spice up your sex life and get the right dildos for you, have a look around the rest of our site!

Spicing Up Your Relationship

There’s no getting around it, sometimes relationships are hard, especially when there are children involved. It’s hard to keep romance levels alive after a certain amount of time. At a time where there is more divorce than ever, the art of staying together and working on your once sizzling love has been lost.

Here are a few tips on keeping the “elation” in relationships:

• Take care of your appearance, now no one has time these days to spend hours on the way they look, but making sure you’ve showered, brushed your teeth and sorted your hair are essentials.

• Try new things, new sex toys and dildos are coming out all the time for both him, her and for both to use for that simultaneous Ooh! Even if you’ve never discussed it before, there’s never a wrong time to be seen to be making a concentrated effort in that area, even if the answer is no (and we’d find that hard to believe!) the offer should be appreciated.

• The little things give you away: little touches can make all the difference, touching your partner’s face in the morning and kissing them can inject romance into getting dressed for work in the morning. Don’t force the sex angle all the time, find contentment just to lie in each other’s arms and cuddle, stroke each other a little. You got together because you loved each other as people, remember that.

To find out more about adult sex toys, visit the rest of the site and have fun!

Toys For Him

Whether you’re a man buying something for yourself who has stumbled across this blog or a lady looking to spice up a partnership by picking up sex toys designed to give him maximum pleasure, hopefully you’ll find something here to help you.
Great products for men:

• The Cooch – ooh we love this one! This sex toy is one of the best masturbators out there and here’s why: it will stretch to fit any size penis and is ribbed on the inside for exquisite stimulation. Plus, it’s aesthetically scintillating, with a realistic pussy design. Happy as Larry will be the understatement of the year.

• Liquid Love Warming Massage Lotion: does what it says on the tin, but it does it so well! You apply the slippery stuff to your skin, and then lightly blow on the lubed-up skin. The lube then heats up and warms your skin. Ooh, tingly!

• Yes, vibes for men are very popular the Wireless Rocking Rabbit is designed to provide simultaneous orgasms when used during sex. It also comes with fluttering rabbit ears and can be used in three speeds. No wires or plugs to worry about, just enjoy the OOH!

To find out more about sex toys for men and we vibe, visit the rest of the site and indulge!

Create your own, the ultimate control

Although there is a massive variety of sex toys available that cater to every need, it can be hard to get something that really does seem tailored to your every whim and fantasy. A new website has been launched that allows you to not only choose your sex toys but to also design them, making sure that they meet your anatomical and pleasure needs more effectively.
Also, just in case it’s hard to reconcile the image on your screen to a real life sex toy, you also have the option to compare the size of your chosen sex toys to everyday objects.
So what would be your ultimate in sex toy pleasure? Would you like to add bumps or curves? Would you like the ability to adjust your chosen dildos in size, girth or texture?
It’s a really interesting concept and could be the future in the sex toy market.
For a range of sex toys that really do cater to every need regardless of size, texture, design, purpose or quirk visit the rest of our site. The “create your own” might be a new and emerging idea, but we think we’ve got it...er licked with our range.

How To Keep Your Sex Toys Fresh!

Okay so you’ve received some lovely presents from Simply Pleasure for Christmas and had the best week off work ever...if you want the room rocking to continue though, it’s best to make sure you are looking after your new best friends like you would your...erm...actual best friends.
The last thing you want is for a lapse in hygiene or care to result in either your toys not working at optimum oooooooh efficiency or (EEK!) an infection where you really don’t want one.
Here are a few things you need to do to help protect yourself:
• Okay we’re cheating with this one...but try to check out your sex toys before you buy them...we don’t mean try before you buy of course, but check for damage or any signs that the product may have been used (OMG!).
• Clean your toys after every use. Warm water and an antibacterial cloth will do the trick.
• Take the batteries out before you put them away.
• Make sure you’re using the right lube, if not...you could be in a rude awakening, and not the kind of rude awakening that we like. For example, if you use an oil-based lube on dildos, you could get an infection. Water-based lubes are your friends, use them!