How to Muffle the Sound of Your Vibrator!

We’ve all heard the story of someone we know enjoying a bit of ‘alone time’ when they suddenly realise that their vibrator can probably be heard from across the street! Talk about killing the mood.

One thing to remember is that no vibrator is going to be absolutely silent, hence its name! Now there are some that are particularly loud but this is because of their advance set of features or high rotation/vibration speed. Each vibrator has an engine inside it which makes the device vibrate and also causes the vibrating noise. You’ll never find a vibrator that doesn’t make a sound. Over the years vibrators have developed and become a lot quieter than they were when they first come out. Face it, if you own a vibrator you have to be pretty confident that its noise level is reasonable and should be grateful that you own one of the modern vibes!

Combat this common problem with Simply Pleasures top tips on making sure you're the only one who knows about your satisfying vibe!

1. Use your vibrator on its lowest setting for minimum noise; lower setting means the engine doesn’t have to work as hard which equals less noise.
2. Have a towel handy; start using your vibrator then place a towel over the top to muffle the noise. Or use your vibrator under the covers were the duvet will muffle the sound.
3. Don’t use it in the bath or shower as noise can be up to four times louder! Also avoid echoey places; think small bedroom rather than grand hall when you want to have a play with your vibe.
4. The longer you use your vibrator the louder it can become. This isn’t always the case but vibrators can sometimes become louder for no apparent reason. Be attentive and ensure you keep your ear out for the level of noise your vibrator (and you!) are making.
5. Vibrators made from jelly usually are better at muffling the sound because the jelly muffles the sound from the engine.

There you have it; your solution to enjoying your time with your vibrator without waking the kids or next door up! If you still find that your walls are too thin invest in vibrators which state they are ‘low volume’ or ‘quiet’.

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The Sex Toys that Your Girlfriend Really Wants for Her Birthday!

Choosing a sex toys gift for your girlfriend can be tough as it can be tricky to judge exactly the sort of thing she might like. After all, no two women are the same and what might have tickled your ex’s fancy may not be what your current girlfriend is in to.

To save you both time and stress, we’ve put together a list of sex toys that are set to please any type of woman. We’re talking about the perfect gifts that fit between beginner and erotic expert. All of these are taken from our knowledge of what our customers repeatedly say they absolutely love. Birthday present sorted? Check!

Here are some our top sex toys which are the perfect sensual gift for the lady in your life:

7” Sensuous Massager Silver
This smooth vibe is a true classic. Stylish and sleek this is the perfect vibe for your girlfriend if she likes things classy and simple. The slim, multi speed shaft is not too intimating but still provides plenty of pleasure. Let her use alone, or as it’s her birthday use it together! Batteries included.



Glitterous G-Spot
Is your girlfriend a glamour puss? Then the Glitterous G-Spot is for her. With its curved shaft made from ultra-soft jelly it hits all the right places, ensuring her birthday is one not to forget! The glitter filled jelly adds sparkle and it’s multi speed controller at the base will let you control her waves of pleasure. Best boyfriend ever? Yes!



Rabbit Adjustaclit
Give your girl her first rabbit or add to her ever-growing collection with the fantastic Rabbit Adjustaclit. Like the renowned rampant rabbits this rabbit is set to please. It comes in at a satisfying 7.5” and has a clitoral stimulator like no other; the clit stimulator bends and rotates so that her spot can be found and repeatedly fulfilled!



Remote Control Egg
Surprise your girlfriend this year and introduce her to the world of vibrating eggs. Interested? You will be – and so will she! These little delights are a great way to have some fun when you’re out and about as they are discreet toys that provide you with waves of vibrations. With 10 vibrating and pulsating functions and their silky smooth texture, these toys are not to miss. They have a sturdy pull cord too and a LED on/off button.



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